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Cheap novelty items once relegated to seedy shops are now "greatly outnumbered by sleek designs made from proven or still-emerging technologies", she added. Her book, Objects of Desire, is released this month and features over products made for erotic pleasure, ranging from high-tech vibrators and silicone erection rings to whips made of wood and leather. Orrell came up with the idea for the book a few years ago, when she began to notice that sex toys were winning major industrial design awards.
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